Things I’ve Heard Doing Open Houses in Portofino in Clayton, NC This Week
I’ve heard some wacky and funny stuff lately, here are a few examples.....
“I don’t care for the glass shower it would make her awkward if I had to get a shirt and she was showering!”
(I don’t think you have anything to worry about, just being married to you I’m sure is plenty awkward enough!)
“Did you see the big snake on the steps?” This snake...........>
“Mommy I like this house more better than our house, you should buy more lottery!”
“Daddy, please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeease, please can we buy this house please?”
“You said it has four bedrooms and I can only find two?” ( “that’s because you haven’t gone upstairs yet”)
“ Where’s the basement at?” …......( “that would be downstairs”)
“ Well if we bought this house I would stay at our old house and you and mommy could live here, would you be OK with that?”...............”Sure!”
“Is the builder married?”
“I could put my in-laws in the finished basement”..........and from someone else, “Oh no honey, my in-laws would never find out about the basement!”
“There is only one thing wrong with this house.......my name is not on the deed!”
“My Room!” .......about twenty times!
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